kibounovaiorin | (no subject)

[ u little ~~big~~ shit ]

Then cut it out. We're just dealing with a ... kind of similar situation. That's all.

Riiiight. Sure you are. Totally believe you, noona.

It's really not like that, so please stop trying to overanalyze this. You and I are supposed to be allies here.

We can still be allies but that doesn't mean I can play matchmaker.

There's no matchmaking to be had.

Keeping telling yourself that. When it comes to these kinds of things, I know what I'm seeing.

Uh-huh.

Wanna place a bet?

[ She really doesn't like where this is going but at the same time she knows her curiosity's gonna get the better of her otherwise. ]

What kind of bet.

[she should've just escaped the moment those four words left his mouth]

I bet that you totally have a thing for the bossman. It's just a matter of getting that epiphany.

[ too late ]

Please, I don't have a thing for him. Don't you start on trying to meddle in my dating life too.

[ we're also pointedly ignoring the fact that her face is turning a bit pink at that ]

Awwww but noona, your face is turning pink.

[yeah, he totally noticed]

You're blushing because you totally have a thing for him. I mean, he's tall and hot. He's got that deep voice that drives girls crazy. Imagine that even deeper and sexy when you two are alone.

St-stop, alright?

[ Shit, that stammer isn't helping. She looks away, biting the inside of her cheek before her eyes widen and she swings with a backfist to his stomach. ]

Seriously.

Oof!

[sejun clutches at his stomach and drops to his knees.

he should’ve expected it but he wasn’t and that’s why he’s on the floor, in pain]

Noona, that hurt.

[he groans]

Good.

[ No mercy, bucko. Though it's at normal human strength and nothing past that. ]

[he's a weak puny human and that was also an unexpected blow, kay?!]

You know that doing this only confirms even more that you like him, right?

It doesn't confirm shit, Sejun.

Yes, it does. You're being very defensive.

[ frysquint.gif ]

Most people would be defensive about accusations of relationships that they're not in.

Most people would have let it go because the accusations are false and not worth fighting.

[ shit ]

Why are you so insistent about this, anyway? Also sorry for digging my heels in when I know I'm right? Like I said to Tae, stubborn bitch. Kinda comes with the territory.

You may be stubborn but not stupid however, when it comes to love, that's a whole another story. So, yeah, you clearly have the hots for him.

[ ......... ]

Whatever.

[in a singsong voice]

You know I'm riiiight~

Sejun, I will punch you again.